alright we need to cleanse the palate now and do some clean jokes.
I told my friend 10 jokes to get him to laugh.
Sadly, no pun in 10 did.
I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday.
Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Same middle name.
What does a pepper do when it’s angry?
It gets jalapeño face!
What is a ghosts favorite plant?
How does michael jackson make a necklace?
Just bead it
I planted a pear tree in the backyard and another one grew as well.
What is everybody’s favorite nation?
I feel like a circus clown today.
Any more of these and I might be sued for Pun-itive damage
These jokes are so timely they are pun-ctual
I write so many of these I am a pun-dit
The 8th day of my week is punday